Website review: Dog Haiku
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•21 reviews since Feb 3, 2007
dogs, humor, poetry
•crisbrady.net/Dog%20Haiku.html
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peacefulbean rated 12 months ago- dog haiku
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
- dog haiku
- OliviaB rated 12 months ago
Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.
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- kimberfae rated 17 months ago
- Doggie Haiku: "Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face."
- aivzdog rated 17 months ago
- Dogs have a great life!
- Roger06 rated 17 months ago
- Cute dog poem. Dog owners can relate.
- mary-contrary rated 17 months ago
- From the page: "I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel."
- crzdmd rated 17 months ago
- From the page: "My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one."
- drorme rated 17 months ago
- From the page: "Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
- berrypicker rated 17 months ago
- Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Meter reader-come to kill all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - well, Maybe catching cats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. dogs! ya gotta luv em!
- pood811 rated 17 months ago
Dog Haiku
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
