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    Friggen amazing. And i thot i wuz lucky to have kept a leg coz of a dumbass driver. From the page: "Except for surviving countless ass gropings during her time as a stewardess there was really nothing special about this lady. Oh yeah, except for the fact that she fell 33,000 fucking feet... more

    Reviewed by Abyssmia Sep 27 2008, 06:21pm ( 53 reviews ) cracked.com

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  • Rated by richdinatlanta on Oct 03, 7:31pm

    Some amazing survival stories.
  • Rated by juancav on Oct 01, 7:21pm

    Incredible people who cheated dead.
  • Rated by marko-galac on Oct 01, 12:45pm

    amazing :)
  • Rated by barryr666 on Oct 01, 12:44pm

    Incredible how some people can survive against all odds. They must have an almost insatiable will to live no matter how much pain and suffering they must endure first.
  • Rated by neha-kumar on Oct 01, 10:59am

    this is absolutely amazing.....
  • Reviewed by CherekBearShldrs on Oct 29 2008, 5:41pm

    From the page: "No problem all you have to do is jump off the equivalent of 26 Empire State Buildings. " After a certain height, distance doesn't make a difference because of terminal velocity.
  • Rated by bilklb on Oct 08 2008, 4:59pm

    The title pretty much sums it up. Good read.
  • Rated by Abyssmia on Sep 27 2008, 6:21pm

    Friggen amazing. And i thot i wuz lucky to have kept a leg coz of a dumbass driver. From the page: "Except for surviving countless ass gropings during her time as a stewardess there was really nothing special about this lady. Oh yeah, except for the fact that she fell 33,000 fucking feet and lived to tell the tale. On January 26, 1972 our gal was working an extra shift due to a clerical error. She took the shift anyway to earn a little extra scratch, probably to supplement her bear-wrestling hobby or something. Anyway, some terrorists decided to blow up her plane and succeeded in doing so at the worst possible time, when the plane was really high up in the air. Like this, only six miles in the air Not only did she survive the explosion that blew the plane into pieces, but she was the only person to live after hitting the side of the mountain. Normally this would totally suck by itself, but it was winter so the mountain was also frozen which probably made it feel like she hit it after falling 33,000 and 10 feet. Now because we're talking about reality and not a cartoon, she did in fact break a bunch of bones and fell into a coma, but when she woke up she looked around and asked for a cigarette. Apparently flipping Death the bird really gives you cravings. Not convinced? Did we tell you she was left paralyzed ... but then regained her ability to walk through sheer force of will and balls-out effort? She also didn't suffer any of those New Age, sissy boy "psychological effects" either and continued to fly like nothing happened. As a bonus she collected a Guinness World Record for her troubles. Want to see if you're as tough? No problem all you have to do is jump off the equivalent of 26 Empire State Buildings. "
  • Rated by demonveen on Sep 05 2008, 8:29pm

    Good stories -- I really really wish this was better written. These stories deserve a decent telling.