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dancewithshadows dancewithshadows discovered this in Religion 86 reviews since Nov 28, 2007
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dancewithshadows discovered 8 months ago
Nasty stuff from the Bible. Crimes, human rights violations and more!
Yamamushi rated 2 weeks ago
From the page: "The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses"
caananite rated 6 weeks ago
Just one pic from a very funny page.
DevilotsAdvocate rated 2 months ago
THree Words: Metal Gear Moses.
llamajess rated 3 months ago
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
km rated 3 months ago
From the page: "Sure, Moses was a great leader, an emancipator of his people and a prophet. Most people don't know that he also was the Biblical equivalent of Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher--a well-honed killing machine, able to slay from the shadows without pity or remorse. Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Moses had a body count. "
l3ailin rated 4 months ago
This is great. Some are a bit skewed, others have important points omitted, but good even so.
zenspider rated 4 months ago
I lol'd.
BeaverYabor rated 4 months ago
And people say the bible is boring...
PvtPain66k rated 5 months ago
"Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis." Hell yes.
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