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  • Clientcopia : Stupid Client Quotes

    Feel the pain of customer support. Stupid Client Quote #153: "Client: The Internet - that's the blue thing right?" Stupid Client Quote #1077: "(needing to change some display settings) Support: OK, can you just right click on the desktop Customer: Sure Support: now... more

    Reviewed by d2s Nov 28 2004, 01:17pm ( 58 reviews ) clientcopia.com

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  • Rated by DawnAllynn on Oct 02, 9:32am

    From the page: "Clientcopia : Stupid Client Quotes... There's no getting around it. At some point in your career, your patience will be tested with a stupid client who is so clueless that you'll question your sanity, career choice, and the future of mankind. You may have dealt with one already, one that just stuns you like a deer in headlights. Dumbfounded to utter anything but an "uhhh...". Some clients have no concept of reality. They make up their mind, just to change it again to an even more hideous decision. And will end up blaming you for the mess. Can we honestly blame the client? Sure we can... Clientcopia was created to give you an escape. Take joy in knowing you are not alone."
  • Rated by Orotim on Jan 20 2009, 6:20pm

    I live with a bonehead. But I play dumb and make her call people who get paid to deal with morons. Like when she accidentally removed herself from the wireless LAN and declared the internet was broken . . . [shudder]
  • Rated by rebekahsue on Dec 26 2008, 12:32am

    Bonzer Site of 27 APR 2008, via This Is True newsletter. Think Dilbert. Or think of the waitstaff or phone operator in your life, and of his/hers/your stories.
  • Rated by benjibones on Dec 01 2008, 10:08am

    My sweetheart sent me this. She knows me so well... ... and that's such a good thing!
  • Rated by troyedwards on Nov 19 2008, 3:05pm

    I appreciate the idea about this site as I'm in PR and deal with clients on a daily basis, but none of these stories are funny.
  • Reviewed by smocking on Nov 18 2008, 10:07am

    Fun one - the site is extremely slow though.
  • Rated by xphill64x on Jun 21 2008, 9:53pm

    It isn't ever funny.
  • Rated by colstrom on Jun 11 2008, 6:03pm

    It's like bash.org, but less geek humour, and more Customer Service comedy.