How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Yes, they are! You are only paranoid if no one is plotting against you. I have two disaffected Frenchmen in fur-coats planning revolution, sitting on the end of my bed watching me sleep, planning my demise. The lazy little buggers would lay about all day eating pate, chain-smoking if they could. I t... more

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334 Reviews

geekymunkee reviewed 10 days ago

I think these cat things will make more sense to people that actually have cats.

black3v1L reviewed 13 days ago

it's nice

pinklu rated 2 weeks agocats

There's a good chance I'll be dead by the time you read this

tachesderousseur rated 3 weeks agocats

I knew it; he's planning to kill me!

anjan1952 reviewed 3 weeks ago

Simply great. I appreciate.

Micronetic reviewed 5 weeks ago

realy funny!

westwardpeace rated 6 weeks agocats

I knew it.

pamkhat rated 6 weeks agocats

Love the drawing style on this site! Oh and HILARIOUS!

YoYoNinja rated 7 weeks agocats

This is all true! I'm risking my life to expose these secrets! Set up defenses now! It's too late for me! Oh god! My cat's seen me! Someone hel,pojm;, lnm;vkb gkv o.................

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Discovered Nov 12th, 2008

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