Actor Needed for Emotional Role [PIC]

Next he should undergo surgery to have a pair of testicles attached to their obviously vacant position. I wouldn't raise bratty snots like that. If I don't fucking like their dog, I'd put it down myself in the back yard. And I'd make them watch. Wahahah!

Reviewed by DaddyWarbox Jul 30, 04:03pm ( 58 reviews ) • buzzfeed.com

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Rated by bawdydame on Nov 01, 3:16pm

Why was I not consulted about this job?
Reviewed by rakelduck on Oct 01, 5:53pm

Omg wow haha... $200?! Really??
Reviewed by SublimelyHowl on Sep 19, 8:11pm

@asweetbabe: I think it is okay to lie to kids sometimes, haven't you ever heard of Santa Claus?
Rated by DaddyWarbox on Jul 30, 4:03pm

Next he should undergo surgery to have a pair of testicles attached to their obviously vacant position. I wouldn't raise bratty snots like that. If I don't fucking like their dog, I'd put it down myself in the back yard. And I'd make them watch. Wahahah!
Rated by Lighter02 on Jul 27, 3:16pm

Hahahaha! Someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Golden.
Rated by AndyFox on Jul 09, 8:49am

hilarious

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