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    From the page: "Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where... more

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  • Rated by mrmotinjo on Jul 04, 5:13pm

    Dark Area :D :D

  • Reviewed by Nish0 on May 21, 6:15am

    Whao, what a load of jumbled text

  • Rated by theteb on Apr 20 2009, 3:05pm

    These actually sound believable.

  • Rated by TheMcNasty on Jun 06 2008, 5:03pm

    From the page: "And (another) hoary old chestnut: QANTAS pilot to copilot landing at Sydney, forgetting the cabin intercom was live: "What I need now is a cold beer and a hot shiela" Stewardess hurries forward lest worse befall. Chorus of passengers "Hey, you forgot the beer!" -- HAHA!

  • Rated by Temik on Feb 21 2008, 2:01pm

    I nearly fell off my chair laughing...

  • Reviewed by kfookes on Jan 03 2008, 10:18pm

    From the page: ""TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?""

  • Rated by Daaaamien on Sep 20 2007, 2:52am

    - Pilot: "Noise coming from under instrument panel - sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer." - Maintenance Engineer: "Took hammer away from midget."

  • Rated by gocamaro69 on Aug 09 2007, 12:19am

    I'm falling over laughing, but I think this must be my favourite: "A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."" Also, TheBaker, why does it worry you? A sense of humour makes light of situations and helps relieve the tension. I sure hope my pilots always have good senses of humour.

  • Rated by i3moons on Jul 20 2007, 6:59am

    ATC Quotes!