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Children - Where Do They Get Their Ideas From? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you... more
Reviewed by RAIDERS80 May 17 2007, 11:18am ( 246 reviews ) • btinternet.com
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Reviewed by jaysunshine on Dec 28 2008, 10:06pm
this is very funny stuff i got a kik out of it
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Rated by squiffy2 on Dec 28 2008, 8:20am
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ". The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?". One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Shit! A talking chicken!". The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Rated by thinkdj on Oct 24 2008, 10:29pm
LMAO for the last 2...
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Rated by erinj1976 on Oct 18 2008, 7:32pm
From the page: "One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ". The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?". One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Shit! A talking chicken!". The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes."
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Rated by Voni895 on Oct 01 2008, 12:38pm
From the page: "A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." she was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move.""
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Rated by annamcnarin on Aug 17 2008, 6:03pm
cute
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Rated by dasith on Aug 13 2008, 3:42pm
500th time I've seen this. Thumbs down for you.
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Rated by cchiovitti on Aug 07 2008, 9:03pm
These are only funny because they are SO true.
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Rated by Programmerer on Aug 07 2008, 3:51am
Good, but what do that "Close" button at the end do? Nothing!
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Rated by DeJaVoo on Aug 06 2008, 8:53pm
Kids know what to say...very funny