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Pilot Conversations - Exchanges between pilots and control towers -...

jenjen1352 rated 21 months agoFeatured Review
From the page: "A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "...

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CIAAGENT rated 3 days ago
i liked them
bearyfaery rated 3 months ago
some of these sound like truckers turned pilots.
kick79 rated 6 months ago
Pilots are funny, and good people.
dekonstruct rated 14 months ago
Some very funny conversations between airline pilots and their ground control.
Garth-Alex rated 3 months ago
From the page: "Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
micknjan rated 5 months ago
very funny stuff
ekim-dk rated 7 months ago
Those are very funny. I had a great laugh.
oceazz rated 14 months ago
What goes on at the airport hey?
tsula rated 6 months ago
That last one was worth the thumbs up alone.
Zharkov rated 13 months ago
Nit the first time i see that, but definitly part of the funniest thing i have ever read. Cool and funny, what more to ask?