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From the page: " Universal truths 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.... more

Reviewed by nnorrra Dec 30 2008, 03:36pm ( 257 reviews ) • boreme.com

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Rated by lol1337 on Nov 22, 10:31pm

Yeah screw you. This is not funny.
Rated by Darkwarrior331 on Nov 21, 5:45pm

From the page: "29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan." If this is funny or amusing to you, i suggest seeking for help
Reviewed by Ririchan on Nov 17, 9:53am

I disagree with a lot of them. They aren't funny without the semblance of truth.
Rated by Tracy303 on Nov 16, 1:40pm

Triangle sandwiches taste way better!
Rated by BrandonLM on Nov 09, 5:27pm

Nice. :D Someone needs a pic of someone looking awesome while picking up a frisbee.
Reviewed by Dedicace on Nov 03, 1:08am

funny how accurate this is lol (mostly)
Reviewed by jessica426 on Oct 25, 8:07am

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. er.... what? can someone explain that one?

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