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    From the page: "Comprehending Engineers-Take Seven: Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Comprehending Engineers - Take Nine: An engineer was crossing a road... more

    Reviewed by JIR Sep 22, 12:20pm ( 27 reviews ) • bl.com

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  • Rated by thestripedone on Oct 07, 4:25pm

    From the page: "To the optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. " pity about the plain-text format and (yes) the inherent sexism, but oh well.

  • Rated by stumbleideafarm on Oct 03, 12:57pm

    All the engineers are men?

  • Rated by Damned-Impossibl on Sep 29, 8:45am

    From the page: "Comprehending Engineers-Take Five: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. "

  • Rated by JIR on Sep 22, 12:20pm

    From the page: "Comprehending Engineers-Take Seven: Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Comprehending Engineers - Take Nine: An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess'. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.' The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.' Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?' The engineer said, 'Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!' "

  • Rated by BillinSDCA on Sep 18, 9:14am

    I liked the golf.

  • Rated by dmerthe on Sep 18, 5:26am

    Good or bad, they're all true.

  • Rated by Zeppis on Sep 17, 7:54am

    heard them all before, but good for a second time

  • Reviewed by Tecfan on Sep 14, 6:43am

    it started good, and got bad after number 2