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  • Rated by Gwee on Aug 24 2007, 8:14am

    This is a hilariously insightful Best Man Wedding speech! Very funny!

  • Rated by Linnie76 on Aug 08 2007, 12:44pm

    I must remember to give this to my future husband's bestman! Incase he doesnt have a sense of humour! I liked this part: "Foolishly, ______ has given me the great honor of being best man for him on this very special day."

  • Rated by QueenOfFlambe on Jul 12 2007, 5:09pm

    A sample speech for the best man. "For those of you who don't know me, my name is ______ and for those of you that do ... well I apologize. Foolishly, ______ has given me the great honor of being best man for him on this very special day. Let me just say how grateful I was to have been chosen to speak at such a joyous occasion, the wedding of ____and_____. Unfortunately, those feelings have now gone out the window and I stand here before you ... terrified. Before I hand you over to _____, I would just like to say a big "Thank you" to the bridesmaids because they have done a marvelous job in helping ____, and look fantastic!!!! In fact they are only eclipsed by _____ herself, who, I'm sure you'll agree looks absolutely stunning today. The groom however, just looks stunned. Right now I would like to ask both (the bride and the grooms name here) to take part in my speech. Bride will you please place your left/right hand on the table. Groom will you please place your left/right hand on top of bride's. I would like to ask you both to keep your hands in this position until the end of my speech and believe me 'groom' you will regret it if you don't. I would like to also thank you for finally admitting after all this time that I have known you, that I am the best man! Instead of telling you a bunch of stories that can drag on forever, you will have to listen to my marital advice instead. I'm not sure I'm the best person to dish out advice! But I do have the following words of wisdom for the happy couple: For the groom, 1. First, set the ground rules and establish whose boss - then do everything she says 2. Second, married life can be compared to football ... so, be fully committed every week and make sure that you score every Saturday. 3. Third, remember the 5 'ings'; the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the compromising, the children's swing, and the enduring. 4. Don't forget, if you buy her flowers, she knows you're feeling guilty, and she will remember, to the second, the last time you bought her some ... AND the reason why! 5. Lastly, there are three words you must never forget, 'You're right dear.' For the bride, For you I have the 5 key tips to a successful marriage. 1. A man who will treat you right and always stand by your side 2. A man who will shower you with gifts and compliments 3. A man who will comfort you in times of trouble. 4. A man who will please you and grant your every request. 5. Most importantly, make sure that each man does not know the other one's names. But really _____. you are one lucky man! You married _____ today. She's a beautiful, smart, funny, loving, and caring young woman. She really deserves a great husband. Thank god she married you before she found one. Have you still got your hands together? .... Good, good. The final and most important task, of the best man is knowing when enough is enough and I think that that time has arrived as I look down at my girlfriend and see her with her head in her hands, wondering "What have I done?" It has been an honor and a privilege to be best man today. Thanks again for letting me have the job! And I honestly couldn't wish for a better friend to be best man for. I think you will all agree that today, ____ truly is the best man and apart from ____ being the most stunning person in the room, she is also the luckiest. Now, in case any of you are wondering why I asked ___ to place his hand on top of ___, I will tell you now. ___ .. as my final role, it has been with great pleasure that I have been able to give you the last five minutes in which you will ever have the upper hand over ___. Please stand up and raise your glasses to Mr & Mrs. ____ !!!

  • Rated by millionaday on Jun 17 2007, 6:47pm

    Sample wedding speech for the best man.