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    From the page: " Hey, you know what sucks? vaccuums Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? black holes Hey, you know what just isn't cool? lava? why can't anything i think of turn out right? listerine + foot odour smells worse than just feet, and now my... more

    Reviewed by Teeg Jul 26 2005, 05:12am ( 281 reviews ) bash.org

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  • Rated by Georgentosser on Sep 09, 12:36am

    haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy fuck. i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im fucking going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) fucking ken ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh fuck. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can't believe how perfect their timing was ^delightful. actually, I have a secret love of the QDB quotes. heart
  • Rated by Burgerbob22 on Sep 02, 5:04pm

    Seriously? Blocked? This is some FUNNY SHIT!
  • Rated by xtowelyx on Jul 31, 7:45am

    blocked.
  • Reviewed by CrashUp on Apr 21 2009, 7:37pm

    From the page: "once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404."
  • Rated by baha2r on Apr 02 2009, 1:46pm

    Hilarious , I love it!:D
  • Rated by 3melange on Feb 15 2009, 10:25pm

    #4753 +(14923)- [X] The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
  • Rated by Zac-Murphy on Feb 10 2009, 11:04pm

    legendary
  • Reviewed by DickBeldin on Jan 19 2009, 9:15am

    From the page: " The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
  • Rated by lyrebird on Dec 01 2008, 10:13pm

    Hilarious.
  • Reviewed by ikiryou on Nov 28 2008, 9:26am

    The one re: "woman's close male friend" is so very true ^_^ The rest of it's just a mix betweem absurd and hilarious.