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 cammycarol rated 23 months ago- From the page: ""Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." -- Jerry Seinfeld"
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- slocum77a rated 3 months ago
- i got a few laughs from this site. worth a view or two.
 organicpuzzle rated 9 months ago- Should be remaned "Completely Unfunny Quotes from Comedians"
- lordsonny rated 3 months ago
- From the page: ""If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." -- Bobcat Goldthwait "
- pirato rated 15 months ago
- From the page: ""My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." -- Ron Richards"
- alejandromederas rated 4 months ago
- Some are really lame but I liked this one: "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' " -- Paula Poundstone"
- LeonardoDaVinci rated 5 months ago
- Some real belly laughs here - and some real turds, too!
- charmed91 rated 9 months ago
- From the page: ""My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' " -- Paula Poundstone" ROFLMAO
- kaatarra rated 9 months ago
- yeah some of these are old... but they're still pretty funny.
- ZeroDyne rated 10 months ago
- From the page: "Quotes from Comedians"
- jacygal rated 10 months ago
- From the list: "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end." -- Jerry Seinfeld
AMEN!
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