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 faxenkaetzchen rated 19 months ago - From the page: "Top Ten Reasons to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Keychain:
1. Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
2. Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.
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- bigboo420 rated 3 weeks ago
- most exciting reason for a count down in a long time.
- Jackanapes rated 2 months ago
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Oh sweet hatred how doth thou makest the sighted blind.
- Chris1051 rated 15 months ago
- funny
- FunkyJam rated 20 months ago
- shame you can't make him go sooner..
 carriemccumber rated 5 months ago- How stupid. Worst president ever? A major attack has not been made on our soil since 9-11-- thank God Bush was in office. He brought down a murdering, raping madman. Anyways, you all enjoy the "I hate Bush" bandwagon. It's very popular right now.
- RiskyP rated 12 months ago
- Gotta luv it!
- faxenkaetzchen rated 19 months ago
- From the page: "Top Ten Reasons to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Keychain:
1. Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
2. Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.
3. You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican.
4. Now that Bush has his judges on the bench, the keychains will most likely soon be illegal (and therefore a collector's item).
5. Unlike Bush, our keychain has a 100% approval rating.
6. Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo.
7. In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date.
8. You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!
9. If you're reading this, the NSA is most likely already spying on you, so you might as well make it worth it!!!
10. Backwards Bush proudly supports Save Darfur."
- Hsiaokuo62 rated 17 months ago
- A friend showed me her keychain - its great!
- Savage-Henry rated 20 months ago
- Please just make it stop.
- chimichurri rated 22 months ago
- Your official countdown page.
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