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  • Rated by groovequestor on Sep 14, 6:30am

    I can't believe it! I just thought that I have not updated this since the last week of the last month... You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don't be, it was very painful.. I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, rock crushing, just generally being a slave to society in general, my day is a magical flight from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I run out of alcohol. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away. I swear on the bones of my ancestors won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Go with God, good friends. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

  • Rated by plisamarie on Aug 26, 7:53pm

    Crikey! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since the sun was actually shining in Melbourne... You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. Seriously!. I am absorbed with sleeping my way to the top, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a biatch to my cats, my day drinking from 4am to I run out of alcohol. I am beyond drunk most of the time. I wish you could be here to share it. I send you kisses although very chaste ones. Honestly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

  • Reviewed by daisy4cuti on Jul 31, 8:32pm

    yazy

  • Rated by mbeharry on Jul 28, 8:59am

    Nice!

  • Rated by aldld on Jul 25, 10:49pm

    Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just twigged that I have not updated this since I fell in love... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness.. I am distracted with my obsession of saving money, rock crushing, just generally being a nuisance to the locals, my day often feels wasted from sun up to well after sun-down. I am not growing up. and that I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother. I totally promise and that your kids recognise you. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. What do you mean you don't believe me?.

  • Rated by ordinarymuggle on Jul 23, 4:17pm

    Peter Pan! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since I fell in love... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Dudes!. I am swamped with learning to play lawn bowls, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a delightful mistress to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the light through yonder window breaks to I run out of alcohol. I am plotting and planning. can't they see I am blogging. I probably won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. You wanna test me? I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write to..

  • Reviewed by poetofcode on Apr 13 2009, 9:47am

    Needs a random generate button.

  • Rated by jollymoon on Apr 11 2009, 1:32pm

    Sure gets me out of the "blog fog" . . . now I have an instant post for when I get a brain freeze !

  • Rated by evesper on Feb 26 2009, 6:06am

    super awesome...i am going to become a lazy blogger now