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 ebonyamberjade rated 14 months ago - "352. you & your man/girl wear matching outfits.
353. you wear sun shade indoors.
354. your flourescent pager mathches the weave in
your ponytail.
355. you have more gold in your mouth than Fort Knox.
356. you unbutton shirt down to your navel.
357. you shave your eye...
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- ebonyamberjade rated 14 months ago
- "352. you & your man/girl wear matching outfits.
353. you wear sun shade indoors.
354. your flourescent pager mathches the weave in
your ponytail.
355. you have more gold in your mouth than Fort Knox.
356. you unbutton shirt down to your navel.
357. you shave your eyebrows, then draw them back on.
358. you think of vaseline as make up.
359. everyone says your uncle (who is in jail), is
away for a while.
360. you have soda and chips for breakfast.
361. you burn toast and scrape off the black.
362. you talk on the phone while on the toilet.
363. you talk back to the tv.
364. you cook dinner at 1 AM.
365. you make your guest come in the side door.
366. you tell people to page you, but you never call
them back.
367. you always have a toothpick in your mouth.
368. you're looking for a brother or a sister to pay
your rent.
369. you ever say, "I'll slap the taste out of your
mouth.".
370. you ever call your friends; homey, holmes, dawg,
my brotha, money, slim slice, shorty, G, girl,
boy, brotherman, sistergirl
371. you ever say, "I know dats right".
372. you ever say, "True dat".
373. you ever say, "Whatever floats your boat".
374. you ever say, "I'm gonna open up a can of whoop
ass on you".
375. you pay your telephone bill at the nearby Piggly
Wiggly.
376. your nails are so long people often wonder,
"How the hell does she wipe her @$$?!?!?!"
377. you comb your childs hair on the front step.
378. you do anyone's hair on the front porch.
379. your neighborhood has it's own drunk.
380. your dog is more than three different breeds.
381. you have an aquarium with no fish.
382. you look for change in other peoples sofa.
383. you leave change around for hard times.
384. you ever say, "You go girl!".
385. you call in sick ever Friday before each Holiday.
386. you tell your boss all of your business.
387. you use the bathroom at work like you do at your
house.
388. you have a desk full of snack food.
389. your kids have to blow their Nintendo to make it
work.
390. you had to sleep four to the bad when you were
young.
391. all the pictures on your wall are crooked.
392. your wedding colors were camoflauge patterns.
393. the police know your address by heart.
394. you talk on a cell phone in a night club.
395. you and your co-workers discuss what you do in
bed.
396. "Mybabydaddy" or "Mybabymama" is the name of
your significant other.
397. you consider arts and crafts items such as spray
paint, glitter, and glue as hair products.
398. you sleep in a chair so you won't mess up your
hair.
399. you do not have a job, but you are able to get
your hair and nails done on a weekly basis.
400. you do NOT have your own place, do NOT have your own car, and you simply do NOT have
your own anything, but you and your 2 year old have leather coats.
401. you own more than one pair of gold shoes.
402. you have the gold lipstick to go with those gold
shoes.
403. you find yourself in a physical confrontation
because someone stepped on your sneakers.
434. the height of your hair is more than the height if your head.
435. the only skirt you own is a really a pair of denim shorts with a flap across the front.
436. you will only do it "doggystyle" with your mate to avoid messing up your hair.
437. the dentist-installed gold overlay in your mouth spells words.
438. you are male and your hair strongly resembles the bottom of a bathing suit after sitting
on the edge of a concrete pool.
439. you are male and more than 3 girls page you, all using the same code.
440. you get stolen pagers recystalized and sell them.
441. your hair has enough gell, spritz, oil sheen, and "Pump It Up" to consider it a fire harzard
a fire hazard.
442. it's Wednesday and you're still riding around with the flags that represent your unive
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