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Pauline31 rated 5 hours ago
I don't give a shit that I'm last in line at the orgy. I happen to be in the middle of a housebuilding-related series of mini-nervous breakdowns. I've eaten so much ice-cream tonight that I'm about to slip into a hyper-glycaemic coma. I needed this website tonight. By God, I ...

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Pauline31 rated 5 hours ago
I don't give a shit that I'm last in line at the orgy. I happen to be in the middle of a housebuilding-related series of mini-nervous breakdowns. I've eaten so much ice-cream tonight that I'm about to slip into a hyper-glycaemic coma. I needed this website tonight. By God, I needed this website tonight. Gawd bless you, Mr. Headlines (Page Four) Guy, whoever you are, Gawd bless you!
Whomadewho rated 2 weeks ago
Big difference between a motor home and a bottle!
mariclemmer rated 2 months ago
From the page: ""One of the greatest gifts you'll ever give your family may be your funeral." "
gopherguts1218 rated 4 months ago
Headlines are always a win!
easilywound rated 6 months ago
Wow! That is one gifted dental hygienist!
Mahan3000 rated 11 days ago
There's definitely a Sheldon-Goodrich Funeral Home in Oceola.
piplupfreak rated 6 weeks ago
"Forecasters call for weather on monday."
felinethespian rated 2 months ago
'"San Luis Child Development Center opens" in Arizona. I'd take the kid off the oven, okay?' - Umm...The "kid" on the "oven" is a doll on a child's fake toy play-oven. Good job.
Onion-ringz rated 8 weeks ago
My god this is one of the best websites i have ever seen. i laughed for so so so long.
kinzer13 rated 2 months ago
children sometimes read to dogs because they find it less stressful then to another human.