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http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/index.php/events/entry/22082 hmph...i thought everyones mom told them this.....sooooo, another question answered.....the problem with the world....not everyone's mom shared the wise snippets of wisdom as they grew up. "...I wasn't very old before I realized that Mama and her girlfriends were good at getting their husbands to do what they wanted, all the while letting the men think it was their own idea. Some people would call this manipulation. Southern women call it charm." a few from the book are listed below....but believe you me...it ain't all...in the south the weather is warm & humid....never move toooo much when it's warm and humid cause you'll only get hotter.....soooo, we spend a lot of time doin'---you guessed it thinkin' and tellin' others what we think. "Give your heart to Jesus, girl, because your butt is all mine!"  and of course, "never go barefoot before easter" which is really hard when it is a late easter........ -- What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Life, Faith, and Education: "Into every life a little rain must fall, but if you have a good umbrella and a tube of red lipstick you can get through anything." --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Sex, Dating, and Coming of Age: "No one would buy a cow when they could get the milk for free." --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Love and Marriage: "There are plenty of fish in the sea." ....i was also told, "every man has one,honey, (and all you need to know is how best to enjoy it), so make sure that thang is attached to a good man or your life will be a bit sad." -- What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Having and Raising Children: This boils down to trusting your instincts. --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Cooking and Stretching the Budget: She talks about how to stretch food,  "Save the bath water!" --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Cleaning and Keeping House: She says, "Pick it up and it won't pile up." --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Beauty and Fashion: Frosted blue eye shadow is for hussies! --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Acceptance, Growing Young, and Watching `Ya Figah: If you have to step into a bathtub with a mirror where you can see yourself, throw a sheet over the mirror. --What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters about Manners and Social Graces: Say ma'am and sir. Write thank you notes. --Miscellaneous Pearls of Wisdom from Our Southern Mamas: "For a Southern Mama, caring for loved ones isn't optional. It's their life's mission, and heaven help anyone who gets in their way."
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