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 golaun discovered 13 months ago - Be afraid...oooooh, I so want this coffee maker, but according to slashdot:
"Craig Wright discovered that the Jura F90 Coffee maker, with its honest-to-God Jura Internet Connection Kit, can be taken over by a remote attacker, who can cause the coffee to be weaker or stronger; change the amount... more
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- golaun rated 13 months agotechnology
- Be afraid...oooooh, I so want this coffee maker, but according to slashdot:
"Craig Wright discovered that the Jura F90 Coffee maker, with its honest-to-God Jura Internet Connection Kit, can be taken over by a remote attacker, who can cause the coffee to be weaker or stronger; change the amount of water per cup; or cause the machine to require service (call this one a DDoC). 'Best yet, the software allows a remote attacker to gain access to the Windows XP system it is running on at the level of the user.' An Internet-enabled, remote-controlled coffee-machine and XP backdoor -- what more could a hacker ask for?"
Sweet! See what coffee does for us? It frees the brain pan to do all kinds of weird things. But why would hackers go after coffee users?! That's just wrong. And drink-ist, too! Just because we prefer more organic and semi-natural influxes of caffeine is no reason to go after the non-high fructose corn syrup crowd.
bastards.
But I do like that coffee maker. Of course, why the hell would you hook the damn thing up to the internet? IT MAKES COFFEE! Coffee leads to thinking which leads to artificial intelligence which leads to SkyNet and we all know what happens after that.
And it starts with the JuraF90. And that high tech refrigerator and 32-bit toaster.
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