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  • Rated by kingevx on Oct 21, 9:55pm

    That Homer is very intelligent. He's words will go on to teach future generations.

  • Reviewed by Rockerdude on Sep 11, 6:36pm

    I'm pissed. "I hope it's Flanders!" isn't on there.

  • Rated by rmg12 on Sep 06, 12:53am

    not funny

  • Rated by honehe on Aug 21, 1:22pm

    From the page: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. "

  • Rated by PERCE-NEIGE on Aug 12, 2:55am

    "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! " "But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. " "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. " "Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman" "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here " From the page: "Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? " From the page: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! " Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. " "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

  • Rated by hucka on Aug 08, 11:35pm

    From the page: "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? "

  • Rated by BrianH1988 on Jul 27, 10:47am

    These are all classic.