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 SketchSepahi rated 11 months ago- This had me chuckling to no end. I am against fighting though. If you have to take a swing at me, you have already lost in my eyes because you are clearly not able to defeat me with the manliest weapon of all: words. Therefore, I will then walk away from you because clearly you are inferior to me an... more
- Tags: humor, manliness
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17 Reviews
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- GravyMaximus rated 9 months agohumor
- Sometimes, you just have to punch a motherfucker.
- BigLeon rated 9 months agohumor
- to home8896: it's satire, how did you not get that?
- weehead rated 10 months agohumor
- that article should be an official legal document
 home8896 rated 10 months ago- I'm not a man. I'm not into strict gender role shit. I am tired of getting this shit.
- AYBGerrardo rated 10 months agohumor
- From the page: "Any man fighting an animal bigger than a large dog will be immediately deemed awesome."
- Stives rated 11 months agohumor
- 7. Have a boner. LOL.
- Retrograde rated 11 months agohumor
- From the page:
In a man/man fight.. "You may not
a: pull hair
b: throw sand/dirt etc
c: strike for the testicles
d: twist nipples
e: gouge eyes
f: fish hook
g: have a boner"
- SketchSepahi rated 11 months agohumor
- This had me chuckling to no end. I am against fighting though. If you have to take a swing at me, you have already lost in my eyes because you are clearly not able to defeat me with the manliest weapon of all: words. Therefore, I will then walk away from you because clearly you are inferior to me and I have nothing left to prove that hasn't already been proven. You are a dolt, who thinks might makes right. If you insist on attacking me after that, then Street Rules are in effect. I see no reason to abide by rules that are set up to the advantage of moronic dolts instead of thinking human beings.
- ApoLLo5709 rated 11 months agohumor
- Psshhh... there are no rules to fighting except when in the ring... easily the dumbest part of the man code.
- VillaPaintball rated 11 months agohumor
- absolutely awesome
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