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 Gatochy rated 11 months ago - "Party Rules/Ratings Rule for Bros
If a girl is ranked 1-4, you are obligated to make one, and only one, attempt to rescue a drunk buddy from sleeping with her. After the one warning, make sure he has a condom, so he doesn't end up with ugly children. And tell the story. Often. So it serv... more
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11 Reviews
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 parhamreza rated 11 months agohumor - "Bros before hos" contradicts the "party" rules.
- poopdog200 rated 11 months agohumor
- some awesome dating rules. Some might not be great but hey
- patoloco rated 11 months ago
- fail
- crumplella rated 11 months agohumor
- Man law for dating.
- gsbox rated 11 months agohumor
- Man-Law, right there, in your face. Can't argue with facts, right?
- ztlane rated 11 months ago
- This shit is fucking retarded.
- nagirrok rated 11 months ago
- Fuck the rules...
- greatsloth rated 11 months agohumor
- @SketchSepahi- is that why you're single?
- Gatochy rated 11 months agohumor
- "Party Rules/Ratings Rule for Bros
If a girl is ranked 1-4, you are obligated to make one, and only one, attempt to rescue a drunk buddy from sleeping with her. After the one warning, make sure he has a condom, so he doesn't end up with ugly children. And tell the story. Often. So it serves as a lesson to others. If a girl is rank 5-8, you are obligated not to interfere, cock block, or in any way purposely steal her from a buddy. If she is inadvertently drawn to you, well, that's not your fault, and you can roll with it. If a girl is rank 9 or above, all bets are off, but no matter who gets back-stabbed, punched, or locked in an outhouse, in the morning all praise goes to any man who managed to sleep with her, and no grudges shall be kept. "
- SketchSepahi rated 11 months agohumor
- From the page: "A man shall speak with a woman on the phone for no longer than he would have sex with her."
I don't think I would be able to talk on the phone for over 3 hours.
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