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 Tyfus rated 12 months ago - I had a picture here, but the sucker changed it into a graphical depiction of a sexual act. I don't want to get X-rated, so...
From the page: "I'm a writer here book When us guys will know She is the one page1 Part one My first "girl" first dated was, in high School "...
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- judefa rated 11 months ago
- VonEssen is really showing off now -- his latest av features a full frontal, plus butt view in the mirror.But who is it, and who is VonE?To avoid being sent back to the purgatory of X, I will let your imagination fill in the details.Now you, dear reader, may be going ick, but I have a sense of humour and can believe he may just be taking the piss.Or taking A piss.I suppose he's probably a nutter but am not entirely sure; he may just be a very naughty boy.Anyhow, I think you better use one of these if you're going to do the rounds in that get-up, sport.
- sleek77 rated 11 months ago
- This is the most interesting place I've visited in a long time, really, really nice!
- 13andbored rated 11 months ago
- Awaiting a diagnosis from Dr K as to whether he's a genius or a retard. Afraid of stirring his attention again as he's already sent me the entire untold Viking sagas.Current av will make it easy for Dr K to carry out a full physical as well.
- kristenlcolby rated 11 months ago
- Residents of Tuscon, AZ, LOCK YOUR DOORS.
Also, beware of THE ALTER.
EDIT: I stand corrected, by Equato. Apparently, we should also beware of the ALTAR. The Viking ALTAR on which scary rituals are indubitably performed.
- WINSLISA rated 12 months ago
- Too Too entertaining for me to describe...
- Tyfus rated 12 months ago
- I had a picture here, but the sucker changed it into a graphical depiction of a sexual act. I don't want to get X-rated, so...
From the page: "I'm a writer here book When us guys will know She is the one page1 Part one My first "girl" first dated was, in high School "but" She was not the one. Let of "things" didn't click. She was too Bossy, too picky What we did was "sex, it was every good, but "sex" is not only best on the relationship with that girl fiend,we should look if she "can make us men to under stand what make you happy and us happy"!. Maybe we can make better choices in life or not. So we don't have to guess on thing, so we don't have to make the wrong choices in life. "well that is just wishful thinking"!. It is 10th Grad me and Kimmy was dating "One day I saw a beautiful come at hour, School She was blond blue eyes taint skin heart shape lips it can make you lick your lips and "make crazy to mete her" She is so hot, "when your girl friend kick you right into the leg to stop you dream of her!". "wow" I was thinking She is hotly!. Then my girl"
- DigitusImpudicus rated 12 months ago
- Arwooo! barking mad. Likes guns and vikings and using the english language in new and exciting ways. Keep it up sunshine I'm sure the publishers will find you soon!
- ChaosKitty rated 12 months ago
- "Part Three they want to stop the "Grate Author" there was on the island where "Author" was at about two mouths there lost lot of them there was a river "Author breaking the ice from there feet lot of them fall in the river, lot of have frozen to death". "But Author get the govern of the island to send them back to ROM". "They have claim the mouton most of them frozen to death".
Uhh...alrighty then. I think we all need to back away slowly and make no sudden movements. Apparently, one of those random text spouting email spambots has become sentient.
 Jedencorrell rated 12 months ago- Oh dear Mr. Vonessen77, I have enjoyed sampling your work you have so thoughtfully left in my inbox. I will now attempt to return the favor with some original work of my own.
~The Cricket~
There he sits
in my bathtub
all alone.
MY cricket,
sweet cricket.
I could use the sink
to wash my hands.
But why?
So the tub's
faucet I turn
and with that turn does
my cricket so squirm!
MY cricket,
sweet cricket.
Up the porcelain basin
of loneliness.
The water ceases to run
and my cricket eases back down
to wait.
I shall return!
MY cricket,
sweet cricket.
- MISTERGOOFY rated 12 months ago
- You sent me:
"When we fight we 50 pound ax and spike ball on a chain to bash there skill million paces our sword is 100 pounds it will cut you in half."
That'll do for me. Keep em coming, you crazy Thor lookee-likee.
Edit: Such a shame - he's gone all tits and ass.
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