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 sargt000 rated 11 months ago- note to self: when prank calling VH, block my number.
once upon a phone book, my name came right underneath that of an escort agency. i got a lot of hangups, but one night, or shall we say early morning, this guy just wouldn't believe i was not sassy's escort service. called back 5 times he did. that was pre-call display, which was too bad, because instead of ordering up 50 pizzas to his house, i'd have ordered him up 50 prostitutes to pay for.
which reminds me of another story (oh, i'm full of them). when i first moved to my current town, i changed my cell phone number. i must have gotten 30 hangups and just could not figure out why. it would piss me off, because only about 4 people had my phone number yet it rang about 2-3 times a day, usually late at night. one time my futurehusbandlen (not really) said "aren't you going to answer that?" no, i say, it's not for me. it's a hangup. later that night it rang again, several times, so finally i answered it. this guy sounded surprised and said "uh, i'm looking for..uh..who is this?" i said "it's tasha. who the fuck is this?" and he said "oh. oh. i have the wrong number i think. oh. " click.
so, using my mad PI skills, i hopped on google.ca and decided i'd find out who the fuck had this number before me.
who?
madame x escort agency. the address they gave? the local shoppers drug mart.
THEN, my phone company, being the douchie assholes they are, charged me $25 to change my number. i lost my shit and said if they were going to recycle prostitute phone numbers than they shouldn't penalize me. (haha. i said penal) since then i've been blessedly escort-agency-call free. in fact, i've been call free since i lost my cell phone last month and it's never been recovered.
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