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    Gotta love Uncyclopedia.From the page: "â€oeSo, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force... more

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  • Rated by JohnnyDanger on Sep 19, 8:50pm

    its ok but uncylopedia is shit.
  • Rated by TheSupremeCourt on Jul 22, 1:45pm

    Not that fabby, but the Sin Cake recipe made me chuckle.
  • Rated by jazzmoose on Jun 20, 1:35am

    Heh. Funnier than most of this sort of thing...
  • Reviewed by roswellpixie on Apr 12 2009, 1:28pm

    From the page: "Christians: 2bn; Muslims: 1.8bn; Hindus: 1bn; other religions outside of China: 0.8bn World population excluding China: 5.2bn. Therefore number of atheists outside of china = minus 0.4 bn. Which proves again that atheists are wrong and Christians are right."
  • Rated by poetofcode on Feb 22 2009, 9:47am

    Gotta love Uncyclopedia.From the page: "â€oeSo, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky (who couldn't find the only 2 humans on Earth)? Yeah....makes perfect sense. ”"That is quite possibly the best argument against that particular religion I've ever read.
  • Rated by dirtyredbandana on Jan 12 2009, 12:07pm

    I am thumbing this up solely for the cherry picking paragraph. Because the cherry picking Christians are pissing me off lately. Gay people like me are horrible sinners but you can still eat all the cloven hoofed animals you want? Bullshit.
  • Reviewed by RykeMasters on Jan 12 2009, 11:11am

    Not only is it plain Christianity-bashing, it's bad Christianity-bashing. If you absolutely, really have to do something pretty useless, do it well. Come on, we can do better than just point and laugh.
  • Rated by indiglo on Jan 08 2009, 7:42pm

    From the page: "According to the Bible, Jesus said that he came not to abolish the law of the prophets, but to fulfill them. What many people do not realize was that there was an asterisk (*) at the end of that sentence and that Jesus originally intended for Christians to arbitrarily decide what to follow based on how they were feeling that day"
  • Rated by GreatAssGoblin on Jan 04 2009, 7:12am

    People always complain about Christianity being bashed in Atheist/Agnostic... what else should be sorted as Atheist/Agnostic? Cooking recipes? Links to the values of Atheists and Agnostics as determined by... nobody? Atheism is pretty much just arguments against religion... If you're offended by this, remove it from your interests! Sure it's mostly Christianity that gets bashed... that's cause it's the most popular religion, it's hard being on top... /EndRant Funny page! Satire for/from the masses!