Website review: The Ugly Baseball Card Blog
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•3 reviews since Apr 23, 2008
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Johnnyuma discovered 2 months ago- Very clever sports blog..... Player: Dave Schmidt Card: 1985 Topps #313 Errors: Pants are slowly swallowing player - hat is already partially digested. Two of the fans at the game passed away before first pitch. Photo was taken shortly before player was hoisted up the flag pole for Star Spangled Banner. Comments: Hey, welcome to the Rusty Spikes. I'm Johnny. Thank you, thank you. The regularly scheduled stand-up comedian was, uh, suddenly taken ill. He's been vomiting all day. Really terrible, awful stuff. Nasty. But that's not the worst news. The worst news is you're still in the audience! Whoa! Seriously. Whoa! OK, we're all here to raise a little money for Uglee Card's 2008 Salute! ... to hair. And hey, what's with this Uglee Card anyway? Can't this guy write something normal? Why's it always gotta be some exotic fish recipe or shampoo instructions or B-movie script? So the player's a tubbo. Just say it already! Enough with the obtusity! Am I right? Hello? Anybody there? Whoa! Anyhow, all right. So we got this Dave Schmidt. What's not to like about this guy? I gotta say: maybe he took the Bring Your Chia Pet To The Park promotion a little too seriously, right! Whoa! I mean, is that a jheri curl? Did he accidentally start using Gary Ward's locker? Maybe he was Charlie Houghing some paint in the back. Do you feel me? Whoa! That's not right. That's just not right! Hey, Schmidt - the drum major from the Get Along Gang Marching Band called. He wants his pants back! Whoa! Is there a pantless clown running around? Whoa! Am I right? Is this mic working? Or is the audience broken? Whoa! Hey, I don't come to your work and fall asleep, do I? Whoa! And Dave Schmidt, buddy, I gotta say it. Wonder Woman's missing her belt. What's the story there, right? Whoa! Hey! OK, OK, you've been great. Just kidding - you were terrible. I was amazing! Whoa!
- TwoWorlds rated 2 months ago
- Robby Thompson looks like he likes that bat a little TOO much...kind of makes me wonder...
- LafnLion rated 2 months ago
- Someone with too much time on their hands has compiled a blog of really ugly baseball cards. Someone with too much time on their hands is writing about this blog of really ugly baseball cards.
