worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

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The following are actual winning analogies in the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in... more

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Rated by 4u2Day on Nov 09, 6:37pm

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Rated by lotasoup on Jul 08, 6:35pm

From the page: "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
Rated by Silfedac on Apr 30 2009, 5:10pm

I'm so going to use these. All of them. At once. In the same sentence.
Rated by Zerk1 on Apr 03 2009, 10:23pm

lol, these are hillarious
Rated by oimkmooquack on Apr 03 2009, 11:50am

tl;dr /yawn
Rated by UnoriginalErin on Mar 30 2009, 1:56pm

How many times do I have to stumble this exact post?
Rated by karatekid248 on Mar 30 2009, 11:50am

From the page: "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
Rated by Rockerdude on Mar 19 2009, 10:38am

Old, but funny.
Rated by HerrDok on Mar 18 2009, 6:38am

Actually some of them are brilliant: "He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

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