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 KaylinQ rated 17 months ago - From the page: "Some Ocean Humor As Seen Through the Eyes Of ChildrenA prominent scuba instructor plans to pass out these to her students with her next class:CHILDREN WRITING ABOUT THE SEAEverything You Wanted To Know About the Sea1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kel...
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- KaylinQ rated 17 months ago
- From the page: "Some Ocean Humor As Seen Through the Eyes Of ChildrenA prominent scuba instructor plans to pass out these to her students with her next class:CHILDREN WRITING ABOUT THE SEAEverything You Wanted To Know About the Sea1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)2) Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea allround you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross theocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle tomake the wind come. My brother said they have been better off eating beans.(William age 7)8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. Andhow on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screamingand being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has justgot pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give youa shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have toplug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willysmall. (Kevin age 6)12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't godown alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast.She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)"
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