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If god knows everything, including that you need help, why does he require that you pray for help first? This tongue in cheek comic suggests that it's all about maximizing the amount of people who beg god for stuff - as good a theory as any ;)

Reviewed by slumberjack Oct 30 2007, 09:50pm ( 17 reviews ) • russellsteapot.com

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Rated by OriginOfSpecies on Jul 25, 12:31pm

I never did understand the "I'll pray for you" thing.
Reviewed by NoFortunateSon on Jul 25, 11:26am

Might not be exactly why, but that doesn't change the fact that prayer is meaningless, god or No god
Rated by harrystottle on Apr 29 2009, 9:10am

one of Russell's best...
Reviewed by HellsBovine on Apr 24 2009, 2:07am

Fetushelegend: blah blah blah I am bullshitting blah blah prayer gud
Rated by rocker66 on Apr 22 2009, 11:23am

I laugh. ha.
Rated by fetusthelegend on Apr 20 2009, 7:28pm

I'm an atheist asshole and all, but this seems like it's based on a complete misunderstanding of what prayer is about.
Rated by tree-lights on Jan 03 2009, 10:09pm

I don't know... failed punchline I guess. Does Jesus/G-d really want that many people dependent upon Him/It? Doubt it.

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