Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

Rated by dcart1107 on Oct 28, 7:49am

off the wall but definitely questions a lawyer would ask. funny.

Rated by malia111 on Oct 26, 9:20am

From the page: The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Reviewed by kinsey8 on Oct 22, 6:17pm

LOL..that was funny

Rated by saioke on Oct 15, 7:39pm

From the page: "# Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" # Witness: "July 15th." # Lawyer: "What year?" # Witness: "Every year."" that is one of the many hilarious court quotes you will find on this website!

Rated by antpringles123 on Oct 15, 5:58pm

"So you were gone until you returned?" lolz tht was too funny XD

Reviewed by cultureproof on Oct 08, 11:04am

Court records: From the page: "# Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" # Witness: "No." # Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" # Witness: "No." # Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" # Witness: "No." # Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" # Witness: "No." # Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" # Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." # Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" # Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.""