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  • Rated by KingOfSporkdom on Dec 02, 9:59pm

    From the page: "Oh, she says well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore." I don't usually put these in reviews, but this was just so incredibly good. Hopefully I'll actually be able to motivate my ass to do something like that.

  • Rated by ogcwebb on Nov 23, 3:40am

    When you know what you're trying to say, it doesn't take too many words to say it. Vonnegut is succinctly profound.

  • Rated by htb723 on Jul 22, 4:37pm

    not quite quizzes, but vonnegut is always a good thing

  • Rated by malfist on Jul 05, 8:06pm

    christian stupidity

  • Rated by daze88 on Jul 03, 8:30pm

    christian faggotry

  • Rated by YLMZYLMZ on Jun 22 2009, 11:01am

    Lots of adages