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    Actually, I did go to work. But this suddenly seemed very appealing, so I pretended to be at home. Odd how people stare at you when you imagine yourself in pyjamas bringing a stuffed toy to your desk. In a little while you start making funny animal shapes with paper clips and Post-Its, then... more

    Reviewed by IntrepidDreamer Jul 02, 07:55am ( 80 reviews ) radicalgraphics.org

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  • Rated by IntrepidDreamer on Jul 02, 7:55am

    Actually, I did go to work. But this suddenly seemed very appealing, so I pretended to be at home. Odd how people stare at you when you imagine yourself in pyjamas bringing a stuffed toy to your desk. In a little while you start making funny animal shapes with paper clips and Post-Its, then wander over to the coffee maker while yawning and scratching your... never mind. Finally you collapse into your ergonomic chair -- they are called ergonomic for a good reason you realize since they encourage certain postures which do not include 'curled up' with your jacket covering your head. The mail guy comes over with a fax (I still get those?) and tosses it onto a now growing pile. Finally you feel someone nudging you. You turn over and it's your boss arranging your jacket so that you are more comfortable. You smile at him. He smiles back at you. "I need your signature here" He says. You reach for your pen and mindlessly sign it. It's another week of unemployment but I feel good; I have control of my life. No more faxes to ignore and meetings to attend while pretending to pay attention...what are those guys looking at in that trashbin? Bet you it tastes good... Yes Father, I used to have a job, but I don't think four Hail Mary's will help much... Telephone.Florescent lighting feels comforting for a change. There is no pile of faxes, I must have dreamed myself into the 80's. A decade earlier and I would have had a typewriter on my desk. That would have been cool.- seb
  • Rated by onreact-com on May 03 2009, 11:47pm

    A good reason to fight wage slavery. Sadly today it only works for those who hyperrich who live off other people's work.
  • Rated by Tracer-Bullet on Apr 24 2009, 11:54pm

    YEAH!! Take control of your life!! The only people who have jobs are blind sheep who don't know what living is!
  • Rated by doomer4 on Apr 19 2009, 9:37am

    hell yea
  • Rated by kabkab123 on Apr 17 2009, 9:45pm

    I wonder how that would work.
  • Rated by lifeofthemind on Apr 17 2009, 4:58pm

    DUUUURRRRHHHHH *clumsily dashes one hand against the other*
  • Reviewed by ParallelLines on Apr 15 2009, 3:33pm

    To make that bed, people had to work, and consequently, "suffer". Good intention. Fails, though.
  • Rated by Herendil77 on Apr 15 2009, 9:10am

    Algún día, algún día...