Yes, yes, I see the humour, it's just that it would take a long time for the Guiness people to search through every single 'breakable' and 'non-breakable' record to remove that tag.
I think I've finally worked out how I can get into the guinness book of records. Anyone wanna help?
This post (c) Kingreaper: You've just gotta assume he's only joking, since 1988.