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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself. Dearest creature... more

Reviewed by julieann081 Dec 29 2008, 01:12pm ( 132 reviews ) • pp.ru

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Rated by aRTy-nz on Oct 29, 2:49am

English spelling and pronunciation are funny.
Rated by Xiane on Oct 07, 12:37pm

From the page: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
Rated by ChelleBee on Oct 07, 10:51am

It is my goal to master this but my god...it'll be hard
Reviewed by Grasyop on Sep 30, 3:02am

Quite useless without an audio version. My native language is french, and I'd appreciate if I could hear this poem. Found here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1spqX4sIDo
Rated by IgnotusSomnium on Sep 05, 6:16pm

The poem's not bad in showing how English spelling is confusing and often useless, but it's obviously skewed toward one accent. Sometimes Aunt does rhyme with Haunt!
Rated by DaGreeksWife on Sep 04, 10:04pm

Wow! That was awesome! Well written!
Reviewed by Jennmcn on Sep 04, 12:48am

Yes I can pronounce all of them. OK, who is the judge? Because if I hear one more person call their aunt ant, I will fuck them up.

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