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    Great quotes by comedians "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to... more

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  • Rated by fishchops on Oct 11, 1:06am

    Why does this page really deserve a favorite? Because of Jerry.

  • Reviewed by richanddaveshow on Oct 05, 6:47am

    Hysterical!

  • Rated by scotne1 on Sep 24, 12:28am

    HaHa Nice collection of funny quotes. thumbs up.

  • Rated by asilva35 on Sep 23, 8:46pm

    "Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy

  • Rated by TheFeldster on Sep 23, 2:09am

    Awesome quotes: "Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

  • Reviewed by JaykGrey on Sep 22, 3:52pm

    "My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." --Ron Richards "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." -- David Letterman"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery

  • Reviewed by BUNKY22 on Sep 18, 5:00pm

    This is the reason they are doing stand-up. I'm not sure if its all funny

  • Reviewed by returntothesea on Sep 09, 4:38pm

    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? D:

  • Rated by StyleCaster on Sep 08, 12:31pm

    Elayne Boosler you are a genius