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  • FOLLOW FAIL: The Top 10 Reasons I Will Not Follow You in Return on Twitter

    1. You have no user avatar 2. You list no location, no website, or no bio 3. Your "website" listed is a MySpace profile ...or, far worse, an AngelFire "page." 4. You're following over 1,000 users, have 20 followers, and no updates 5. Your profile features any... more

    Reviewed by timethief Feb 22 2009, 10:23am ( 18 reviews ) mashable.com

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  • Rated by terrillific on Sep 02, 1:34am

    Great reasons why people won't follow you back on Twitter.
  • Rated by mymelange on Apr 11 2009, 6:15pm

    Great tips on why tweeple unfollow.
  • Rated by edorcutt on Mar 08 2009, 10:09pm

    Thank you for the words of advise for a new twitter.
  • Rated by kompostela on Mar 03 2009, 1:29pm

    Great list. It's the best article I've read about twitter
  • Rated by financialnut on Feb 23 2009, 6:45pm

    This is fantastic. The author here said everything that I feel when people follow me that suck. :)
  • Rated by timethief on Feb 22 2009, 10:23am

    1. You have no user avatar 2. You list no location, no website, or no bio 3. Your "website" listed is a MySpace profile ...or, far worse, an AngelFire "page." 4. You're following over 1,000 users, have 20 followers, and no updates 5. Your profile features any variation of "Internet expert" 6. Your updates clearly indicate that your Twitter activity is always, only, about pushing your own service/product 7. Your following and my return follow result in a poorly-constructed auto-DM reading, "Thx for the follow! How can I help you get to a 4-Hour Work Week?" 8. Your most recent updates make references to any need to achieve "more Twitter followers" 9. Your Twitter stream indicates a propensity for consistent arguing 10. You do not engage your Twitter followers
  • Rated by caldwdo on Feb 09 2009, 1:19pm

    Great opening paragraph: We've all been there: You're at a party hosted by that one fabulous friend, and populated with the best of your mutual circle of friends. The atmosphere is almost carbonated with excitement; the guests' personalities flawlessly compliment each other; and the conversations that abound are infused with intelligence, caustic wit, and a wide variety of knowledge that ensures the complete absence of any pregnant, awkward pauses. Then, it happens: someone appears who just doesn't...fit.
  • Rated by SHINERWEB on Feb 09 2009, 3:58am

    Much sense (and wit), but most of all, a great guide on what not to do.
  • Rated by suziecheel on Jan 07 2009, 3:28pm

    this is a great list of how to build your twitter following
  • Rated by mbeharry on Jan 07 2009, 9:56am

    makes sense and funny