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chimichurri rated 48 months agoFeatured Review
From the page: CANADIANS: TAKE THE PLEDGE Should George W. Bush be declared the official winner of the November 2 election and be re-installed as acting President of the United States, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a wil...

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LeapOfFaaaith rated 35 months ago
hehe, You can have them! This is great! ;) ;P
CHE123 rated 36 months ago
hehehe, for bitplayer... Thank you for your support! With your help, no American will be left behind! From the page: "Ladies and gentlemen, drop your borders Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape. These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven. You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism."
caligula04 rated 45 months ago
11/5/04: "Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape." 1/18/05: Too bad I'm already happily married.
rhelm rated 46 months ago
Bye bye Kerry supporters.
umanor rated 35 months ago
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! TAKE ME! TAKE ME! This is hilarious...
timzog rated 46 months ago
Nice idea, poorly executed.
Daoloth rated 46 months ago
This site cracked me up. I wondered, as I read its many humourous sections, exactly how seriously people took it. After reading the Stumbler reviews of the site, I am amazed at how many right-wing zealots/humourless people (one and the same, perhaps?) have given it a thumbs down and a snide comment. Congradulations.
ColinsFreakinDad rated 35 months ago
I have to thank Xanthine for this one. I know what I'll do now, should the man lose his mind and attempt to keep himself in office using the 'martial law' scenario. I'll be through Vermont (unless they actually make it to full secession) and at your borders, looking for a polygamist wife for my wife and me to marry. *wave*
ButtaHigh rated 46 months ago
This site is a sad example of people not cleaning up their own mess in the global sandbox. but instead willing to flee from the mess their own nation has created! stay home, fix your problems and be nicer to the world around you! xox
loafalini rated 40 months ago
The beauty of this page: it makes a great joke. But if you took it seriously, it might actually work for you. Not enough sites work on both those levels!!