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madpuffs discovered 22 months ago- Fish and Game wardens screw with Pops and Puffs Pops and myself were out to Rose Lake, Ohio, doing some trout fishing. Our usual fishing trip where we are catching everything, and not one other person is catching a damn fish. 5 trout per person/ per day is the limit in Ohio. So that means we can catch ten of them suckers and head home to the grill. There's nothing so good as a fresh trout off the grill that spits water at you when you fork him. So we've got eight fish on the stringer and four poles in the water. We both go bendo on two of the poles and start to haul in our last two trout, when the other poles light up like a crack head, finding a $20 rock on the ground. We get all four poles in and realize we have two too many trout. We glance to the people fishing next to us and offer them the two trout. They happily will relieve our over-trout burden. We pack out ten trout and four poles and gunk up the hill to the truck. While we are putting stuff in the truck, two game wardens come up to us and start in on the inquisition......are those our fish? How many did we catch? What color boxers am I wearing? Did you give two fish to other people after catching your legal limit of 5 each? (along about this question, I started to get in idea what he was driving his 4x4 redneck truck at.) I suddenly blurt out "Is this a fucking joke?" as pops starts looking around for the hidden camera somewhere. Well, never tell someone else that their job is a joke, another lesson learned by the Puffers. His face got beet red, and he got angry as quick as anyone I have ever seen. He explains to pops and myself that what we did is called "harvesting" and it is illegal, at a price of $95 a fish. At this point pops opens his mouth (I suspect, so that I wouldn't open mine again, but who really knows) "so what you are telling us is that even though the trout will die once our little treble hook is in its belly (they are a touchy damn fish) we still have to throw them back into the water dead?" The answer was yes, and the fine was $180, and who does he write the ticket out to? Pops grabs the soap box and prepares to orate. I smile and back off, while preparing to be the best damn audience ever. Pops explains to the fish nazi, that the size of treble hook we use makes the trout swallow the whole hook before we set it, and the hook is normally caught in the stomach, and once pulled, the fish has no chance for survival. He continues to explain why he sees no reason not to give away an already dead fish to someone who hasn't caught their limit yet. It seemed a much better option than throwing the fish back into the water, only to see it float around and die. Fish nazi didn't care, didn't look like he cared, or much even listened to one thing said. I spout off again "he's serious, I cannot believe this bullshit, pops. I'm a fish harvester, is that a felony? Can I get some free schooling like they do in prison? Do I get a sexy orange jumpsuit? Will I need my own personal lawyer? Or should we just shoot this fucker right here and now, and ignore the idiocy that was obviously bred into him?" Pops is hot, pissed, downright fucking annoyed as he gets the ticket, and wanders away from the fish nazi, muttering various cuss words in various languages. The whole day was a blast, cost pops $180 for ten trout, about one to two pounds each, and we learned.....throw your damn fish back, if you are over the limit....no matter how dead the damn fish is. And for god's (yours too) sake, don't ever make jokes about a guys job in front of him, while he writes you out a ticket. Because he will still write you out the damn ticket, no matter how stupid you make him look, you will still get the ticket. Damn fish nazis.
- KoruReturns rated 3 days ago
- FIVE THUMBS UP...please (he's very funny & I mean he's quoting Sam Kinison, 'kay?)
- GET420 rated 3 weeks ago
- Well I like his attitude of not being part of the Heron, the herd, Nietzsche. and the nun smoking herb with the bong..
- jhare86 rated 3 weeks ago
- Stolen from madpuffs. Too funny to pass up.
- ymiyru rated 4 weeks ago
- Madpuffs is funny,interesting, and has curtness that I can appreciate...puff,puff,pass.
- kcanderson13 rated 6 weeks ago
- Funny stuff on this blog.
- memachelle rated 7 weeks ago
- love the blog, thanks sending this to mah favorite mutant-goat mf'ah and his angry alter goat ....
- Baloooma rated 7 weeks ago
- This guy's won the gold medal for avatars. Great blog, too.
- traviskovacs rated 7 weeks ago
- love the photo!
- samagdi rated 7 weeks ago
- fascinating
- BloodCanticle rated 7 weeks ago
- madpuffs blog reeks of coolness!
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