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  • LOLCat Bible Translation Project

    A wiki for the translation of the Bible (Teh Holiez Bibul) into Lolcatese. What a work of faith is this! Truly a great light of grace and salvation shall blaze among the hitherto unregenerate Lolcats, for too long lost in the darkness of superstition. To begin with the Beginning: 1. In teh... more

    Reviewed by Mopster Oct 07 2007, 09:32pm ( 85 reviews ) • lolcatbible.com

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  • Rated by kokkoryuha on Sep 20, 7:36pm

    This is hilarious! :D

  • Reviewed by squintsgeek on Sep 09, 8:39pm

    I DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CEILING CAT.

  • Rated by Tickle64 on Sep 08, 6:44pm

    Boo for lolcats, but yay for mocking religion. I don't know where I stand :(

  • Rated by dandj8686 on Sep 06, 8:43pm

    This lolcat thing has gone way, way too far. It's just not funny anymore to read stuff messed up and misspelled. I read the first chapter of Genesis and didn't even crack a smile :-/

  • Rated by omayer on Jul 11, 7:32pm

    Haha, one of the crowning achievements of man-kind

  • Rated by bedunlap on Jun 27, 7:07am

    This is the most rediculous thing I have every seen. Not only is it making fun of the seriousness of the bible but its corrupting it. Boo!

  • Rated by wobinidan on May 11 2009, 4:07am

    Oh joy, I get to piss on several commenters below me who are too high and mighty for a good old lolcat bible. What pity, I do say!

  • Rated by ui0man on Feb 16 2009, 6:47pm

    The naming is inconsistent between Bible people in the Bible (and even between distinguising between Yashua and Yahweh). However, the translation is a very poor quality paraphrase overall. We're going to look at a couple of verses from James for an example. James 1:19 "STFU when Ceiling Cat is talking. Also chill out, no TKs." (LOL) "Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; " (ESV) First, the harmony of the scripture is removed with the start of this first. Ephesians 4:29, even as translated in the LOLCat BTP, says no trash talking, whlie "STFU" is an abbreviation for an expletive that is definitely considered this. We also lose that is being addressed to the beloved brothers and that we need to be slow to anger. The rest of the verse is crudely paraphrased into something that hardly means the same thing. James 1:21 "And stop DL so much porn." (LOL) "Therefore put away all filthiness and rampant wickedness and receive with meekness the implanted word, which is able to save your souls." (ESV) While we could definitely consider porn to be an example of wickedness, this restricts a verse that is talking about ALL of this wickness and filth and reduces it to a single issue. And it misses the most important part of the verse completly! It takes one tiny tiny part of half the verse and makes it the whole verse. I could do this for many verses. James is a book that is very dear to my heart. I was shocked to see how badly and hastily this project was done. While I realize that this translation was done in humor, however so much is added and removed from the text that it shouldn't even be called a Bible translation project.

  • Rated by polarbear253 on Jan 11 2009, 9:37pm

    i fucking hate cats... i hope that god will destroy all these idiots that like this lolcats bullshit.