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  • Zen & Blog Archive & Top 100 Funny Quotes

    My faves: Nietzsche:Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?Voltaire: The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.andAnyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit... more

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  • Reviewed by Contusion on Jul 23, 5:36pm

    barring the misspelling and the hot linked images, there is some amusing stuff here.

  • Reviewed by s3m3ion on Jul 06, 7:22pm

    But.. Hicks?

  • Rated by madhz on Jul 06, 12:27am

    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" and, many more.

  • Rated by harrystottle on Aug 11 2008, 3:40pm

    My faves: Nietzsche:Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?Voltaire: The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.andAnyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.Twain: The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.Plato: One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.Churchill: The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.Carlin: The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.Martin: I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.Maher: I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.Seinfeld: Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.Leno: Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?andThe New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.Einstein:The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

  • Rated by adarsh-seeker on Aug 11 2008, 12:45pm

    100 quotes.. very entertaining.. must say,it's bent a little in favor of atheism..

  • Rated by jerrygarcia86 on Jul 18 2008, 2:52pm

    Great Zen =good karma

  • Rated by roslyn217 on Jul 18 2008, 1:39pm

    From the page: Plato Funny Quotes One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern. This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are. Courage is knowing what not to fear. The measure of a man is what he does with power. Winston Churchill Funny Quotes A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. If you are going through hell, keep going. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

  • Rated by Bharatsm on Feb 23 2008, 12:23pm

    Some of the most hillarious and witty quotes from great wise-guys.... A must for your funny bone.. And Please give it up for Jjjjjjaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy LENO!!!

  • Rated by Bijou242 on Feb 22 2008, 3:18pm

    Great funny quotes,don't forget laughter is one of life's greatest medicine.

  • Rated by Tracer-Bullet on Feb 06 2008, 12:21pm

    Meh. These are OK. Too many people have given this a thumbs up, so I need to normalize it.