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ShirlT rated 7 months ago Featured Review

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts... more

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73 Reviews

therealbrob rated 2 months ago

I'm not a fan of lists of comedian's jokes, especially since so much is lost without their delivery.

Speedoman rated 3 months agohumor

From the page: "7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Your headlights would not work, since light travels at a constant velocity.

1000meditations rated 4 months agohumor

If you're not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

Alchemy33 rated 4 months agohumor, funny, jokes

A hilarious post! My favorites: 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

forjoy66 rated 5 months agohumor

He thinks outside the box.

wortel121 reviewed 6 months agohumor

number 31 is my favorite

therealsaryb rated 6 months agohumor

these made me smile...

adarsh-seeker rated 6 months ago

Enough already.

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