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    There are some real beauties here: From the page: 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with... more

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  • Rated by ChartrooseGoose on Dec 15, 9:48pm

    I lol'd... and I'm pretty sure similes ARE metaphors.

  • Reviewed by patco5279 on Dec 11, 10:52am

    very nice

  • Rated by okayalright on Nov 14, 11:17pm

    Of all Ive seen in my years of helping english students, these are the best yet. I laughed the whole time

  • Reviewed by insanityrising on Nov 09, 10:02pm

    Not a single one of these is a metaphor. Analogies and similes, yes. Also, these were stolen from elsewhere.

  • Rated by Sweetina on Nov 05, 4:23am

    Aww, no fair the-fair! I was just about to put down my top 5 favorites, but you've already listed the first four! Our minds must be like two buses driving the same route but on different schedules :-P

  • Rated by the-fair on Nov 04, 7:29pm

    "She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef." "Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." "Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. " "The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work."

  • Rated by Felonious-D on Nov 04, 4:31pm

    From the page: 9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

  • Rated by magnitude7 on Oct 19, 7:46pm

    Funny stuff! :-)