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Scandalous

People do give entirely too much time to celerity deaths. It's a natural event that should be given less time than an inspirational piece on the news. We laugh at them every other day and accuse them of scandal, yet when they die they're suddenly taken in rapture and their... more

Reviewed by perceptivelyDULL Jun 29, 08:19pm ( 176 reviews ) • posterous.com

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Rated by Li-Li on Sep 11, 4:58am

'In other news, thousands dead in Africa. Coming up next! Did this famous person have sex with another famous person! Cathy will be here with all the details.'
Rated by MusicMaker219 on Aug 30, 9:12pm

haha it happens too often
Rated by lotyrin on Aug 20, 11:41am

copy.
Rated by AntarcticFox on Aug 19, 2:42pm

The bar for satire is apparently set fairly low for people using StumbleUpon. This wasn't funny the first time I read it, and it hardly qualifies as anything but a piss poor attempt at satire.
Rated by jrchan on Aug 17, 7:13pm

Campbell makes the best webcomic, ever
Rated by jamesleigh on Jul 30, 2:35pm

TOO TRUE
Rated by NickTheBic on Jul 27, 10:25pm

Bitch please. Stolen from Pictures for Sad Children.
Rated by Eniliad on Jul 26, 8:38pm

I think this is fairly accurate...

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