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 lunaticprophet rated 7 months ago-
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god."
~ Jean Rostand
"The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained ...
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- lunaticprophet rated 7 months ago
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"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god."
~ Jean Rostand
"The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian -- like a doctor of divinity."
~ Robert Green Ingersoll
"Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense."
~ Anon., found on the web.
- DJNazzy rated 8 months ago
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Dunno why Bush would be using a British assault rifle. But what really matters is that Jesus has his back.
- Silbury rated 8 months ago
- This is unfortunately true.
- Shugga-Tips rated 9 months ago
- So true! Fishing is cruel, I don't care how much you believe it isn't, it's CRUEL!
and this one is too true to be funny too:
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