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    From the page: "AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE... more

    Reviewed by Lolaone Aug 22, 06:37pm ( 290 reviews ) dysan.net

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  • Rated by NYGuy007 on Oct 25, 5:54am

    LOL, don't try this at home!!!
  • Rated by shazbot316 on Oct 14, 7:35am

    And if you stumble upon another one of these lame joke sites, just rip your eyeballs out! har dee har har!
  • Rated by TheDaemon210 on Sep 22, 11:39am

    I chuckled at the first one, but it's quite dangerous Just don't try that stunt at home or abroad.
  • Reviewed by Pandemic1444 on Sep 21, 2:43pm

    some of them aren't remedies, just cool things to say.
  • Rated by 55wendygirl55 on Sep 14, 7:05pm

    haha Thats funny :)
  • Reviewed by Johnnymushio on Sep 08, 6:57pm

    I DIDNT KNOW THAT
  • Rated by dandj8686 on Aug 25, 8:02pm

    Fuck all caps you retard. And I can't believe this 'lolaone' idiot quoted the *entire fucking page* in his review. What a tool.
  • Rated by pilot4316 on Aug 24, 4:36pm

    sooooooo funny
  • Rated by Lolaone on Aug 22, 6:37pm

    From the page: "AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS." Valuable advice from the page of KingofSporkdom:)