2 Reviews
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 golaun rated 15 months ago- From the page: "According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts."
He's a giant ape-thing, man! What's he supposed to do?! I should think she'd be glad he didn't throw poo at her.
- DocBarleycorn rated 15 months ago
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Chewbacca sexually assaults Marilyn Monroe while Harry Potter watchs. Dude. WTF. As God as my witness, I will never eat 'shrums AGAIN. I can't believe I think I'm reading about a wizard watching a alien grabbing a dead starlettes hand and putting it on his furry crotch. I guess this is proof I've taken too many drugs and have given myself the brain damage. I don't remember dropping any magic mushrooms today, so either I'm REALLY fucked-up, or I'm having a flash-back. Harry, Chewy, and Sugar-tits. I don't know if I can handle this, man. I'M FREAKING OUT! Someone find me a Lude, QUICK!
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