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Tartessos Tartessos discovered this in Liberties/Rights 251 reviews since Aug 2, 2007
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Tartessos discovered 10 months ago
From the page: " Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans."
darquelait rated 6 days ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! from the guide "how to make stupid arguments against gays". seriously, how someone can be SO retarded? good as a joke, so i am thumbing up.
My-Fickle-Mind rated 4 weeks ago
Why must people be so against love? Love is a beautiful thing, whatever form it comes in. And I got to believe that if there wasn't supposed to be gay love, then there wouldn't be. Stop using god as a reason to hate and stop judging other people because they love differently then you. (Okay, off the soapbox now).
efssoup rated 4 weeks ago
I agree with this article's intent, and honestly, anyone who doesn't is a piece of shit and should commit suicide, but it's stolen content. I've seen this no less than a dozen times in other places. Automatic thumbs down from me from now on.
sirrottingham rated 5 weeks ago
this is faaantastic, hahaha
fuzzyfungi rated 5 weeks ago
Very true.
allizilla rated 7 weeks ago
From the page: "Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract." Yeah that one's always been my favorite.... I love how awful these are. Is this the best that those who are anti-gay marriage can come up with? >.
newwes rated 8 weeks ago
I'm really sick of listening to both sides whine about this issue. Live and let live. And for all the religious zealots, if God doesn't like it, then they won't go to Heaven - it is not your decision.
allen-taylor rated 2 months ago
Funny non-sequiturs about gay marriage.
moshtrocity rated 2 months ago
badly written. not funny.
RainbowRosie rated 3 months ago
I love the contradicting humour that makes this list a great statement about how society can get ridiculous with laws.
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