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 roslyn217 rated 10 months ago - Semi-Humorous Look At The 50 Most Loathsome People In The World.
The Top Two:
2. Dick Cheney
Charges: Worst president ever. So openly horrible, he now makes jokes about being Darth Vader. Unashamedly advocating for executive abuse of power and corporate theft. In and out of public office si...
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- Sardoniscorn rated 9 months ago
- Truly great. Although I'm sure it would be greatly more relevant if I was an American.
- pmorris rated 9 months ago
- Some outstanding inductees and truly heinous people.
- ssavard rated 9 months ago
- HILLARY CLINTON
Charges: Began in politics as a teenage Nixon supporter -- that's twisted. Moved on to corporate law, representing Wal-Mart and bravely defending Coca-Cola from disabled employees. Married out of ambition. Failed miserably as the first lady of health care. Has spent whole of senatorial career as a hawk and a panderer. Would have no shot at becoming president if she didn't just happen to be married to one already.
Exhibit A: Has deftly avoided the flip-flopper label -- by never, ever answering a question directly or committing to a position in the first place.
Sentence: Victim of vast right wing conspiracy to shove a brick up her ass.
This site for America's 50 most loathsome people; Hillary is up near the top of them of course. Selfish bitch.
- matthewbhere rated 9 months ago
- A cleverly-written, humorous, and intelligent piece about the 50 most loathsome people in America. The bashing crosses party lines, and skewers those who need to be skewered. And it leaves nobody out, including #9 on the list, the American public:
9. You
Charges: You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism -- it's nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over. You still think Republicans favor limited government. Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for Britney Spears' children. You think buying Chinese goods stimulates our economy. You think you're going to get universal health care. You tolerate the phrase "enhanced interrogation techniques." You think the government is actually trying to improve education. You think watching CNN makes you smarter. You think two parties is enough. You can't spell. You think $9 trillion in debt is manageable. You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don't want to die. You think lowering taxes raises revenue. You think the economy's doing well. You're an idiot.
Exhibit A: You couldn't get enough Anna Nicole Smith coverage.
Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn't cover. You deserve it, chump.
(thanks angelahayden)
- und1sk0 rated 9 months ago
- quite a menagerie of hucksters, slimeballs, scumbags, cretins and asses from 2007.
- thopper rated 9 months ago
- Fucking brilliant.
- communicatrix rated 9 months ago
- Mean, but smart. And truly funny. And funny trumps mean. And no, Ann Coulter is not funny. For the record. (via kottke.org)
- exqwizme rated 9 months ago
- O'Reilly could have shared first place with Ol' Bush, if you asked me.
From the page:
"23. Bill O'Reilly
Charges: If judgmentalism were sugar, anyone in the same city as this paragon of intellectual overconfidence would lose their teeth within five minutes. O'Reilly is everything that's wrong with America: Won't ever admit he was wrong about anything (and will lie repeatedly rather than correct himself), accuses all who disagree with him of treason or insanity, attacks all who criticize him, and glories in his own troglodytic bluster. Anoints himself an authority on morals, despite common knowledge that he is a sexual harasser. Pretends to be an "independent" who just happens to look, sound, and act exactly like a Republican. Hasn't engaged in a valid exchange of ideas in his entire career, because he knows he'd be crushed in seconds by an average college freshman. O'Reilly wins by interrupting, shouting, and if all else fails, cutting off his opponent's microphone. A tiny, scared child of a man.
Exhibit A:
"And this is what white America doesn't know,
particularly people who don't have a lot of
interaction with black Americans. They think
that the culture is dominated by Twista,
Ludacris, and Snoop Dogg."
Gee Bill, where would they get that idea?
Sentence:
Marinated, barbecued, and served
at Sylvia's restaurant in Harlem,
where the blacks eat just like real people."
- mtellinger rated 9 months ago
- Incisive, witty, cutting & 100% dead-on.
- thekatt rated 9 months ago
- From the page: "28. The Troops
Charges: Rubes, the lot of 'em. Come back all fugly. They keep telling John McCain they want to win. They need so much support, it's clingy and sad. Matching outfits? Kind of gay.
Exhibit A: Too cheap to buy their own body armor.
Sentence: Walter Reed."
Pfft. Who needs body armor anyway? Wusses. Back in the day* my grandpappy hiked a hunder'd fifty pounds of gear uphill both ways, and he didn't have nuthin' but a bible in his front pocket to stop the bullets from hittin' him in the heart.
*Veracity of this statement may or may not be true.
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