Website review: My boring life -
jthen discovered this in Atheist/Agnostic
•12 reviews since Jul 6, 2006
atheist, humor
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jthen discovered 26 months ago- A humorous look at the nature of the universe.
- CultureCalls rated 6 months ago
- From the page: "Man: Where is heaven? God: You know the universe? Man: Yeah? God: It's everywhere else."
- eurotrash rated 26 months ago
- "Man: What's your favorite food? God: Kittens. Man: Wow... God: What, you think I'd give you opposable thumbs for free?"
- NeverxxSurrender rated 26 months ago
- Haha, that's funny. =]
- Madbat rated 26 months ago
- From the page:
"God: When do you want your mating season to take place?
Man: All the time.
God: What? Why? It'll lead to overpopulation and a constant obsession with sex.
Man: You got something more interesting to spend my days thinking about?
God: Fine.
Man: Hey wait, what if some of me are unattractive and can't find mates? Then we'll be thinking about sex constantly with no release.
God: Here, take some opposable thumbs. My gift to you." - From the page:
- chaos0815 rated 26 months ago
- From the page: "God: Do you want free will? Man: Do I have a choice?"
- Neomonk rated 26 months ago
- From the page: "Man: Why are there so many planets if we're the only life? God: You think I got this right the first try? When you have eternity to screw around, you fill up a universe pretty fast. Man: Where is heaven? God: You know the universe? Man: Yeah? God: It's everywhere else. Man: If you don't interfere with human affairs, what do you do with all your time? God: Your Mama...heh heh heh...seriously though, I told that joke to this dude in Nazareth this one time and he so totally believed me."
- ElForko rated 26 months ago
- Hilarious. You should read all of these!
- Man: Why is it sinful to take your name in vain?
God: Cause only I'm allowed to do that. Cause I'm God. I'm so hip I can't see over my pelvis. So. Hot. Right. Now. That's me. God.
Man: You don't have hips.
God: Sure I do. They cover infinity. So you can't distinguish between what is God-hip and what isn't.
Man: That doesn't make any sense.
God: Doesn't have to. I'm God, biatch.
Man: If you don't interfere with human affairs, what do you do with all your time?
God: Your Mama...heh heh heh...seriously though, I told that joke to this dude in Nazareth this one time and he so totally believed me. - Hilarious. You should read all of these!
- brandarius rated 26 months ago
- Pure brilliance! Read for a good laugh...
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